Patchwork Appreciator Pillows

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Patch tattoo

Joseph and his coat

I quilt therefore I am

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Hay Rides $10

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"