Potato Plant Pioneer Gifts

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Arctic Hothouse

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

The Hypnotato,

"How almond milk is made"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Where we get veggie burgers

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'