Potato Plant Pioneer T-Shirts

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The Hypnotato,

Arctic Hothouse

"How almond milk is made"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Chelsea flower show sewage