Flower Pot Innovator T-Shirts

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

Keen gardener.

Handy-lion

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"How almond milk is made"

Arctic Hothouse

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

Dun Decking

Nice custom job, Bill!

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener

Free Range Tofurkey.