Flower Pot Innovator T-Shirts

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Keen gardener.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Handy-lion

Hydroponic Gardening

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

The early days of tofurkey.

Arctic Hothouse

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Dun Decking

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

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