Plant-powered Dreamer Gifts

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Gardener

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Monkey-artist

'In Love'

Summer Energy

'Handyman's Special'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Camomiletherapy

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

"I think you might need a few more tools."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"Don't even think about it."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm off the grid."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Flower Trumpet

Machine Cog Flower

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.