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Vegetarian Nightmare.

Gardener

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Monkey-artist

'In Love'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Summer Energy

'Handyman's Special'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Camomiletherapy

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"Don't even think about it."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm off the grid."

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Flower Trumpet

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Machine Cog Flower

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.