Mechanical Garden Dreamer T-Shirts

Machine Cog Flower

Gardener

'In Love'

Raining

It can be taken up at any age....

Planting by the Moon.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Amateur Golfer

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Weeds

Save our Planet.

Bonsai Exhibit

Grass huggers.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Let's all be fairies.

Camomiletherapy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gone to seed.

"Kid's today!"

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Exotic Garden'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

FLORIST GUMP, 'My momma says life is like a flower garden - You never know if you're gonna get violets or daffodils or roses or chrysanthemums or....'