Solar-powered Dreamer Gifts

Summer Energy

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Monkey-artist

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Shoot For The Moon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pole Star

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

UFO Shelter

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'Handyman's Special'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Disney will flip!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'