Solar-powered Dreamer Gifts

Summer Energy

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Monkey-artist

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Handyman's Special'

Pole Star

Vegetarian Nightmare.

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Disney will flip!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'