Carbon-neutral Dreamer Gifts

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Monkey-artist

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Summer Energy

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

urban agriculture

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

A Bubble of Countryside.

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

Wishing For Rain.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

'Mom, it's doing it again'

"I'm off the grid."

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

Pot of Gold...

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.