Zero-emissions Visionary Gifts

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Climate Catastrophism

A Bubble of Countryside.

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Organic Soldering.

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

The future (hydrogen car).

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Woman planting energy saving bulbs.

Briquettes

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.