Zero-emissions Visionary Gifts

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Climate Catastrophism

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Organic Soldering.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

Woman planting energy saving bulbs.

Briquettes

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'