Green Fuel Visionary Gifts

Gas station - fart power.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Bio Fuels.

Critical Ethanol report

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

There's no real oil emergency...

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

Solar Cars

Fuels paradise.

Riding exercise bike supplies power to building.

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Environmentalist!'

BIO TV

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

Energy speculation.

Green Coffee

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

The Future