Green Fuel Visionary T-Shirts

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Critical Ethanol report

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Solar Cars

Fuels paradise.

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Energy speculation.

'It's a hybrid.'

'Environmentalist!'

BIO TV

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Green Coffee

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

The Future