Biofuel Visionary Gifts

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"States of tofu"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Bio Fuels.

Critical Ethanol report

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Solar Cars

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Catastrophism

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Fuels paradise.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

The oil crisis.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Vegan Insomnia

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Woolly tofu.

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"Today a protest at the White House..."

The Future