Biofuel Gifts

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Gene Therapy

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Critical Ethanol report

Swamp gas

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Fuels paradise.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Rising Gas Prices

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Coffee Pump

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Clean Energy

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

Recycling chip fat.