Biofuel Gifts

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Gene Therapy

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Critical Ethanol report

Swamp gas

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Fuels paradise.

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Rising Gas Prices

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Clean Energy

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

Coffee Pump

Recycling chip fat.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"