Biofuels Gifts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Record soy bean crop

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

Clean Energy

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Swamp gas

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Fuels paradise.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Do you have poop points?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

Rising Gas Prices

"Cop 20"

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

Power Station

"We're dinosaurs."

Recycling chip fat.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"