Biofuel Producer Gifts

'Ab Lawton's biodiesel supply Co. - formerly Ab Lawton's farm'.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Critical Ethanol report

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Do you have poop points?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Rising Gas Prices

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Clean Energy

"He's being retrained."

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

Filling up with Deersil.

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

"What kind of fuel am I?"

Supreme Gas

Record soy bean crop

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.

A customer angry about the cost of gas costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy gas station owner.

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.