Ethanol Producer Gifts

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Yoghurt man

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Woo-hoo!"

"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

Olive Tree

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Cow

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Drought ruined corn crop.

'Pfft...Can you believe the garbage some people will put in their bodies?'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Civet Coffee

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.