Ethanol Producer Gifts

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Woody Allen

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Woo-hoo!"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Yoghurt man

"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

Olive Tree

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Cow

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Drought ruined corn crop.

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

Civet Coffee

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."