Olive Oil Producer Gifts

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Olive Tree

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

"Woo-hoo!"

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Energy trap.

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

War and Peace

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

'I'm seeing someone else.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Olive Branch

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

Libyan Oil

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'Three olives? Try the salad bar.'

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.