Olives Gifts

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Golfing Boss

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Leslie Caron.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."