Olive Branch Enthusiast Gifts

War and Peace

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Playing With Peace

'I'm seeing someone else.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Olive Branch

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'Three olives? Try the salad bar.'

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."