Branch Enthusiast Gifts

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Yardless: Please help

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Do you have anything bigger?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"The boss can see you now."

"I brought cocoa."

'That plant food really works!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Stop and Birch

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."