Branch Lover Gifts

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Last Leaf

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Gardening#2

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Mantis Love

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Beginning Yarder.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Pea

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.