Olive Branch Collector Gifts

Olive Branch

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"You want your olive?"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Playing With Peace

War and Peace

Flytrap nerd.

Everything's coming up roses!

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Olives

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."