Olive Branch Collector Mugs

Olive Branch

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Neighbor Leaf Wars

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"You want your olive?"

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

War and Peace

Everything's coming up roses!

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Flytrap nerd.

Olives

Playing With Peace

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'