Ethanol Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for your ethanol enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and charming products that celebrate a passion for bioethanol, renewable energy, or simply a love of a good spirit. Whether it's a quirky mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, you'll find something that fuels their interest and brings a smile. These thoughtfully designed items make wonderful gifts for hobbyists, eco-warriors, or anyone passionate about sustainable energy and good company.

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"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too." mockup

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.' mockup

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

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Politically Correct Snowperson

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos." mockup

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

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"I love you too, big guy."

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God's Subcontractors

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"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables." mockup

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

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"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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Sale! Weed Whackers

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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You said you wanted beer with hops ! mockup

You said you wanted beer with hops !

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Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

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"I think we have run out of time..." mockup

"I think we have run out of time..."

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"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home." mockup

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

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'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.' mockup

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

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Climate Change

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer.... mockup

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

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Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder mockup

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

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Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..." mockup

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

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"A pint for me and one for the woad!" mockup

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

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"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!" mockup

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

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"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be." mockup

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

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"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling." mockup

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

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"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here." mockup

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

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Ethanol Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Ethanol Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of ethanol enthusiast mugs filled with humor, science, and sustainability themes—great for anyone who loves a good coffee and clever designs.

Ethanol Enthusiast Pillows

Shop cozy pillows with fun ethanol-themed artwork—add personality and humor to any space with these quirky accents.

Ethanol Enthusiast Prints

Discover artistic prints for ethanol fans that showcase their passion for renewable energy and clever design—ideal for framing and displaying.

Ethanol Enthusiast T-Shirts

Find trendy t-shirts for ethanol lovers that blend wit, eco-awareness, and style—perfect for making a statement and sparking conversations.