Ethanol Enthusiast Pillows

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."