Biofuel Advocate Gifts

Fuel.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Iranian Oil

Energy Firm Conference

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

Clean Energy

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"