Sustainable Fuel Advocate Gifts

Natural gas

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Water scarcity in Africa

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Solar Plant

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"