Green Fuel Guru Gifts

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Bio Fuels.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Dustbin monster.

Recycled passion.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Choices.

Natural gas