Clean Air Dreamer Gifts

City Pollution

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Monkey-artist

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

The Amateur Golfer

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Whale Romance

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Air Pollution Threat

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Siesta-time

A drone laying an egg

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Living in a snow globe.

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Giraffe of tomorrow

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'

Heavenly internet connection

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''