Plant-powered Pioneer Mugs

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

"How almond milk is made"

Arctic Hothouse

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Butcher shop +

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'The bad news is, it's a paperless office. The good news is the exercise you'll get searching out a public bathroom.'