Plant-based Patron Gifts

Queen of Quinoa

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Labor Day Flowers

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'New Barbeque.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Peas on Earth.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"Wine is plant-based food."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'