Plant Philanthropist Gifts

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"States of tofu"

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Queen of Quinoa

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Gardening#2

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Mantis Love

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Pea

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Human Rights for All

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Person carrying balloons and plants.