Organ Philanthropists Gifts

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

Human Rights for All

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."