Plant Enthusiasts Gifts

Heavy Plant Crossing.

Dead House Plant

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Bro Miliads

Titan Arum

"Everywhere you look, there's the greenhouse effect. In here, we can't grow anything."

Musician using horn to water the plants.

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

'Why can't you just read seed catalogs in the winter like other gardeners?'

Woman Sprays Plants - Acid Rain Cloud Forms.

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

Rose and Cactus.

'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

'I think we'd better turn Graham's desk around - he's starting to grow towards the light.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

SPOONING CACTI

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Labor Day Flowers

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."