Plant Aficionados Gifts

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

Power Plants

Pollen's Side of the Story

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'