Anatomy Geek Gifts

'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'

The Juggler vein.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Medical Curiosities

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Preserved head and mobile phone.

Our body parts

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

'Whichever way you look at it gentlemen, the vagina is just one of life's big cul de sacs.'

Fallopian Tube.