Anatomy Nerd Gifts

Dog forced to return bone

Jugular Vein

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Why giraffes hate winter

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'