Anatomy Nerd Gifts

Dog forced to return bone

Jugular Vein

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Cliff Notes

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Body Systems

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."