Human Anatomy Buff Gifts

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Dog forced to return bone

Tina Turner

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Hoxton map.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

The Juggler vein.

The Death of Marat

'I know just how you feel.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

Anatomy.

Fart Sample.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Tommy John Surgery.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

The Ageing Process.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

"I'm from Special Ops."

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Now where was I?"

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"