Plastic Surgery Buff Gifts

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Wow! Who did her nose?!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."