Plastic Surgery Buff Prints

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Wow! Who did her nose?!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'