Plastic Surgery Enthusiast Prints

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'To be honest I hope you will be able to prove my suspicions wrong.'

The Real Housewives of Orange County

'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'

'It all started with a lid lift and then one thing led to another...'

"How are you getting along with the new implants,Doris?"

"Great nose job."

'Since my boob job, doctor, my breasts have lost all sensitivity!'

Silicon Valley.

Old man - 'Who are you?' Glamorous lady - 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"I could not resist the plastic surgeon's offer of three for the price of two!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'