Plastic Surgery Curious Prints

'I'm so jealous: I would love to have a nose like that...'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Mirror mirror...

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Body Building

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"