Beauty Makeover Buff Gifts

"Yes, I think I'll have the vag/boob make-over combo plate."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Two men in barber shop

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Complete Makeover

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I hate hat hair."

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."