Quirky Anatomist Mugs

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Body Systems

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'We don't know what this is called'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Anatomy of a cat"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

The Juggler vein.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Very funny!'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

Easter Bunny Island

Fallopian Tube.

Plastic Surgery

'Whichever way you look at it gentlemen, the vagina is just one of life's big cul de sacs.'

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