Tiny Theorist Pillows

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Jr. cloning kit

Double Bass

Today we learned to count to one.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The Book Club

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"They think I don't have a clue."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."