Tiny Intellectual Pillows

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

The Book Club

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"They think I don't have a clue."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."