Tiny Scholars Pillows

The Book Club

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Playdough's The Republic

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"They think I don't have a clue."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

Back to School

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'