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The Book Club

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Playdough's The Republic

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

Back to School

"They think I don't have a clue."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'