Miniature Scholar Mugs

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Playdough's The Republic

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

A young positivist.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"They're class action figures."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Sushi Train Set.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."